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The Dog Oracle Book
A book of cryptic answers from Spud the Cryptid, for dog lovers and the curious.
The Dog Oracle is a 128-page hardback book of answers from Spud the Cryptid, a dog oracle for life's biggest questions, with 60 colour photos.
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- Hardback, 128 pages
- 60 colour photos of Spud
- 147 x 147 x 16 mm
- Ask a question, open to a random page
- Published 10 Sep 2026
About this piece
Have a burning question about life, love or whether celery is friend or foe? The Dog Oracle is a fortune-telling book of answers from Spud the Cryptid, the internet's beloved canine prophet, and it makes a funny gift for any dog lover.
The hardback has 128 pages and 60 colour photos of Spud, and it measures 147 x 147 x 16 mm. To use it, think of your question, open the book at a random page and read the answer you find. Spud has featured on Good Hang with Amy Poehler and WeRateDogs.
Open it when you want a little chaos with your answers, and read it aloud to a friend who has ever stared into a dog's eyes and wondered what they know. Hold it, ask your question out loud and turn to a page. Pick up your copy and find out what Spud has to say.
Great for: dog lovers, fans of Spud the Cryptid, fortune-telling fans, gift for a dog-loving friend.
Find it in: Divination · Spiritual Books
What's in the box
- 1 hardback book, The Dog Oracle
Details
| Format | Hardback |
|---|---|
| Pages | 128 pages |
| Contents | 60 colour photos of Spud |
| Size | 147 x 147 x 16 mm |
| Author | Maybell Eequay |
| Publisher | Octopus Publishing Group |
| Published | 10 Sep 2026 |
| ISBN | 9781806590452 |
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Quick answers before you buy.
How does the dog oracle book work?
Think of your question, open the book to a random page and read the answer you find. Spud's answers are cryptic and funny.
How many pages and photos does it have?
It has 128 pages and 60 colour photos of Spud.
Who is Spud the Cryptid?
Spud is an internet dog who has featured on Good Hang with Amy Poehler and WeRateDogs.
When will the the dog oracle book arrive?
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